January 2011
Second Job?
apparently if the whole chef thing doesn’t work out, I could have a future as an MC.
k.
My teacher and best friend think i'm a genuis
all for putting bbq sauce, chicken and pineapple on my pizza.
why? just because I COULD! and for bringing my scooter to school.
that too
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
bahahahah deff!
HEY, BLACK EYED PEAS, DO YOU HEAR THIS ?
psychadeliachild:
THIS is the good remix of the dirty dancing song.
The awkward moment when your brother doesn't pick...
Just MC'ed. Told not to be funny. Couldn't do it.
just got lots of congrats for MCing at my co op luncheon.
The people who said they’d come couldn’t…
texting people in the same room as me.
mockingjay13:
about other people in the room. i feel like a badass.
And a bitch….. but that’s okay.
-Dear "friend"
p0rtkey:
HI I DIDN’T ANSWER YOUR TEXTS WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING ME NOW?! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND I DON’T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH YOU!
Reblog if Harry Potter changed your life.
That awkward moment when you say AVADA KEDAVRA at...
iamthemangogirl:
zazzlesthecat:
-sluttypumpkin:
pocketfulofpotter:
eleanor-nerd:
You go girl, you unlock that door as you die!
OMG I CAN’T BREATHE! HAHAHA
afdakf ACCURATE
asajfhdsgfds tears
HAHAHAHAHA
bahahahaha thaaaats right
WHAT?!?!!
So my two biggest projects
that i hated every moment and contemplated having a breakdown
worked really hard on…..drumroll please………
93 on co-op. 82 on venture plan.
WHAAATTT?!?!?!?!
“I think I just dropped my heart between Julianne Moore and Natalie Portman, so...”
– Chris Colfer (via mrgolightly)
today isn't a snow day.
mockingjay13:
That awkward moment when a character is 100000%...
iloveruss:
What if Sidney Crosby's sister has a tumblr and...
mockingjay13:
stephylalala:
fleurypose:
pavelski-:
OMG. WHAT IF SHE’S FOLLOWING ME?
why is this so funny? hahahaha
ohmygod, hahahaha.
bahaha i have no reason to worry butt
I have...
daredtodaydream:
prongspadfootmoony:
lost loved ones with Harry.
cried with Hermione.
fought with a best friend with Ron.
fought for a loved one with Sirius.
pulled pranks with Fred and George.
made bad decisions with Draco.
stood up for what was right with Neville.
found true friends with Luna.
never stopped loving someone with Snape.
tried to forget bad memories...
At McDonalds.
Worker: What can I get for you today?
Me: Some medium fries and a pack of 8 nuggets.
Worker: You mean McNuggets?
Me: Yeah, but nuggets is the same thing.
Worker: If you look on the sign, the name is McNuggets.
Me: Should I have asked for some McFries too?
Worker: No, they're just fries.
Me: Why?
Worker: Why do you care?
Me: I'm a customer, I deserve to know.
Worker: Well I don't know...
Me: Well unless you can tell me, I will leave this McDonalds with my McMoney and never come back to this McShitHole.
My magic brings Voldemort to my yard
and I’m like, that’s hurtin my scar:
Editor.
editing my cousin’s novel and i edit the last page she hands me but it’s not the end of the chapter and i’m all like:
but i’m also like:
but then just as quick, back to this:
Harry and Petunia scene
mugglenet:
There was a photo circulating a few days ago of a page from a script. On it, it has lines exchanged between Harry and Petunia- in which Petunia says something along of the lines of “You didn’t just lose a mother that night, I lost a sister.” Many people were saying “Why wasn’t that included!” etc etc. but I just discovered that apparently it’s going to be included on the DVD as a...
How I feel when I'm at school
herp:
Him.
His reaction when I say really clever comebacks am disrespectful
my reaction when he thinks he is clever disciplines me
Warning
when someone makes fun of my family.
I think I got the right gift.
my cousins face when I gave her penguin earrings as her christmas present:
I'm scared.
10 Reasons Why Life Would Be Better As A Cat:
jensendickles:
Reblog if sarcasm is your first language.
